Mitch McConnell finally melts

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Due to the growing amount of rebellion to Mitch McConnell’s existence thanks to the hashtag initially started by Welsh Rec Racing 4 time World Champion, former musician and businessman Todd Gerald Powers named mitchyboyaintmysenny, “Mitchy Boy” finally melts under pressure. “His melting problem was already a huge thing, mocked relentlessly by the media, i mean fuck, you could see it in his bloody everything!” Said Powers. “I just thought it was the kindest thing to do, putting the old codger out of his misery, and then I thought to myself, well might as well go out with a bang Mitchy Boy!” The hashtag started after Todd’s remarks on the current political landscape of America, The Welsh Wonder was asked “What do you like most about America?” While on the podium after winning the US Grand Prix at Indianapolis Speedway. Todd replied “I love the food, I love the people, love the attractions, what isn’t there to like? I tell you what though” Todd said in his welsh valley brogue. “I don’t like that Mitch McConnell fella, he’s a dodgey old mongo he is. I heard he’s trying to get rid of all the bars in Miami-Dade County, I live there! And I love those bloody bars! He’s gonna replace them with stores full of his minging merchandise for when he campaigns for president in 2024. I used to be a fan of the republican party, voted for them and everything! But now I’ve started to realise it’s one big bloody marketing scheme! Mitchy boy! You ain’t my Senny!” Todd concluded. The Hashtag itself was started by one of many of Todd Powers’ stan accounts, where all the followers agreed to type one thing they didn’t like about McConnell, and always end it with the now infamous hashtag mitchyboyaintmysenny. Then the hashtag exploded, and spread to everywhere you could possibly think of, facebook, instagram, even hoodsite, featuring a video of a 26 year old man beating a Mitch McConnell body pillow to death, then proceeding to set it on fire using a jerry can. Todd has suprisingly yet to comment on Mitch McConnell’s oozy death, but knowing Todd and his crazy online antics he’s probably still laughing at the passing of one of America’s most controversial senate majority leaders.

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