Local baker rescued by paramedics after being buried under an avalanche of pie

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Christina Amadio is recovering tonight at St Joesphs hospital with a broken clavical after being buried in a freak accident in the Amadio Ranch walk in cooler. " I was organizing some of the thousands of pies we have made this week in anticipation of the Thanksgiving holiday when the walk in door slammed shut and I heard a rumble" says Christina. "Next thing I knew I was being pummeled all over and forced to the ground by pies falling on me". Dr Kaufman her attending physician says shes lucky to only have somewhat minor injuries "It could have been far worse. We set her broken clavical and cleaned off the extreme amount of sticky pie filling she was covered in. Shes resting now and will probably be cleared to go home tomorrow". Christina's husband and owner of their farm (Amadio Ranch Heritage Farm) in Laveen was asked for comment but he just stalked off muttering about how they were going to remake all the pies.

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