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*This is where Kevin Ho shows you how to make good sales with his trusty ho- I mean assistant, Summa Salvatora!*
Kevin - You see to make good income, you need a good idea. Like Amung Is. Those sales are off the roof! (Not that I have one, you see, I'm a broke business boy). But enough about that Hohohohoho let's talk about my ho.
Summa - Hi, my name is Summa. Guess what? I'm not Kevin Ho, I'm Kevin's Ho. Let me give you a brief intro-
hi, my name's summa!
i'm no longer a single pringle, and i'm very much straight. i enjoy looking for people who have the same interests as me, Damon Salvatore, Matt The Duck, korean men, and specifically BTS members. my idols include Rosé and Lisa, but I guess Roodi is also one of em. I like to eat avocados and pringles, because like I said, I'm not a single pringle! I love playing ROBLOX, although my main profession is in Poop Simulator. My besties are Motherducking Kevin Ho, Matt Donavan, Alaric Saltzman, Kelly, Amy, and Roodi, but I guess there are more. Also did I mention that my sister's name is Sofa? But I think she looks like Mili from Team Umizoomi! Yes, and my sister owns nothing! The Chnell Airdudes company is now fully owned by yours truly muah, a club in which im the chairman. I like watching Go! but I'm open to watch new shows. My teacher has big feet and tells us not to cry, but thats a freaking lie, because his feet are tiny af. okay bye! add me on tinds @summaslimeshop

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.